Kitty, you are so beautiful and wonderful, I admire you.

I found a cat hair on your shirt this morning. It was white.

Mayhem in 3..2..1...

Please let me in. I am not the mighty hunter I thought I was.

Oh no!!! Monday again!

Wait, scratch that.

Just stretching before running around at 3 a.m. for no apparent reason.

The dog can guard the door. I'll guard the important stuff.

Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.

You sleep on the floor tonight human.

IKEA cat. Some assembly required.

I asked if he had kicked his catnip addiction. He smacked me in the face and stole my box.

4 AM. Everyone is asleep. Perfect time to run from one end of the house to the other at full speed as loudly as possible. 

It was at this point that Felix decided that bathroom parkour was not a hobby he wanted to pursue.

It's mine. Has my name on it.

Oops. You said you were wearing a slinky dress so I thought you meant it would be more fun to trip you down the stairs.

At least I understand why we have a dog.

If I can get to the command center in his head, I can shut him down,

Cause mischief? Yes!

Did you remember to chew mom's shoe? And pee in her purse? Good, good... yes I know I promised you a reward, but you'll have to wait until she finds out, soon though!

Homework eating cat knows dog will get blamed.

Here, lemme help you smile.

Because chasing cars is for dogs.

Want to get in sunny spot, but requires getting up.

Cat also have claws on their back feet...

What if the human is not my pet but I'm his?

What my cat thinks he looks like when he’s hiding. What he actually looks like.

To all our everyday heroes: Thank you.

Timmie? Timmie, what’s wrong? Dog fart poisoning… Go on without me…

This cat is cuter than you.

This cat has no hair. Your argument is invalid.

They told me I could be anything. So I became a security cam.

The litter tray is empty again. Someone is stealing my poop.

Remember spraying me with that water bottle? Have fun wiping your ass.

Reincarnation: Just because you’re no longer a five-hundred pound killing machine, doesn’t mean you can’t still act like it.

Please don’t go to work. Please stay here with me.

Place looked like crap, so I thought I’d help out.

Oh girl, hold on. Are those shoes on sale?

Not a lot going on right meow.

No, no...like this!

No need to shower. I bathed you in your sleep.

No, human. I don’t know why you’re still single.

My baloney has a first name, is nom nom nom nom nom…

Invisible pogo stick

I’m giving u “the face,” now u give me sumthing.

If I just keep looking cute, they’ll surely blame the dog.

I don’t care what they broke. Don’t you dare yell at my little marshmallows.

Go... Save yourself from the zombies.

Cat hair on everything. My job here is finished.

Apparently, I gotta spell it out for you.