I have to run as fast as I can to a randomly selected other room.
Invisible positive pregnancy test.
If we had thumbs, we would be snapping.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
It took Ralph six minutes to realize the balloon wasn't going to come back.
Get off the table! You're not my real mom!!!
The awkward moment when you realize that the person you've been making fun of is right behind you...
Oh hey, I ran 'em thru the scratchy tongue cycle. That cool?
There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
Can't wait for annual reports to come out. My curiosity is killing me.
Hilarious. Now let me back in.
I got stuck so I went to sleep.
Remember diet. Remember diet. Remember diet.
Do not leave me! I can change...
I may be schizophrenic...but at least I have each other.
What am I doing with my lives?
Don't sit on his lap now Carl, wait until he is wearing all black.
Your sole is mine!
I are Dunecat. I controls the spice, I controls the universe.
The cat traps are working.
Cow poop. Yes, I definitely stepped in cow poop. I hate nature.
Mike soon regretted the day he swallowed a magnet.
It's so shiny. I must murder it.
New from Ikea, Crazy Cat Lady organizer.
I love you lamp.
Say nothing. They'll blame the dog.
I need a new minion. Dis one is broken.
They suspect nothing.
For the love of God! Feed the damn cat.
Can spot a bird from across the yard... Can't find the piece of meat you dropped unless you point it out 10 times.
Food limit reached. Start sleep cycle.
Like a boss.
They steal his poop too? This is becoming an epidemic.
If I just keep looking cute. They'll surely blame the dog.
I can has prom date?
Behold! I found my mittens!
Don't do it Carl! You're on your 9th life!
Evry dayz, 3 o clockz. Mebe one day I sez meow to her.
Pull cord to begin apocalypse.
And that's how the catdog was made.
Lieutenant Dan! You got the new legs!
Man's best friend... my worst enemy.
Why don't you have a seat and explain where my Testicles went.
That paranoid feeling you get when someone behind you laughs really loudly...
I don't always do stupid mistakes, but when I do, I act like it never happened and lick myself.
1 ring to rule them all!
They told me to go back to healthcare.gov!
I don't always chew on plastic bags but when I do, I make sure the bag is in your bedroom and you are sleeping