Cat vs. Dog: Epic battle between cats and dogs. Cat connected with a fierce left to win the round.

Don't scare me: I poop very easily.

Friendship: "Things I have to put up with."

Overconfidence: This is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself.

You Think This is Funny? Just wait till I get out of this thing. We'll see who's laughing then.

OMG!! Look at what the cat did!!!

Your Hamz! Itza mine!

This Man let the dogs out

Why Are We Laughing? We've seen you naked, that's why!

Have a seat and explain why you smell like another dog.

Ambush: For dog has studied the way of the ninja. Cats: Inferior to DogNinjas.

Laser Cats: If Laser Cats are outlawed, only outlaws will have Laser Cats.

Lolcat Cavalry: And you thought Bear Cavalry was bad news?

Poor Muffin: With every last toy stuck under the refrigerator, he lost all sense of purpose in life...

Responsibility: You made the mess, you clean it up.

Awkward: No matter how close you feel online, everything changes when you meet.

Perspective: Awards? Success? Fame? Perhaps one day they will be yours. But the fact is, nothing you'll ever do will be more popular than that online picture of bacon taped to a cat.

Guilt dog: Thinking about past mistakes.

Boom! Headshot.

Won't Eat Certain Brands of Dog Food: Eats own poop and licks your baby anyway...

New Dog Collar: It repels dogs, fleas, and CATS!!

True Love: Show me just one single cat who would mess up with mud just because his master loves to watch "Predator."

Productive Cat: Yep. That's about as productive as they get.

Catseption: We need to go cuter.

Babysittin: So not worth 5 bucks an hour.