Sometimes cats don’t get the subtle nuances of your eccentricities. Maybe you’re the type of person who creates giant novelty products, or maybe you like to stack things on top of other things like a never-ending game of Jenga. And no matter how fascinating you think you’re being, your cat just doesn’t care and would probably prefer that you stop. Here are a few cats that couldn’t care less about the super interesting human world we live in.
1. Last Train To Catsville
No need to call Dudley Do-Right to rescue this cat from tracks. He doesn’t seem to mind being hit by his human’s toy train over and over again. Try as his owner might, he just can’t get this kitty to react. He could move or bat the train off the tracks, but he’s just so bored by his human’s hobby that he can’t even be bothered to get out of the way of a moving train.
2. Cat Stacks
Toby doesn’t mind his owner’s habit of stacking items on his back. In fact, he doesn’t even feel like waking out of his cat nap. At one point, he looks up at his owner as if to say, “What are you… oh, never mind. I don’t care.” Then he goes back to snoozing. When he finally wakes up, he shakes everything off and gives a nice, well-rested cat stretch.
3. Cat Music Is For The Birds
Sometimes science gives us things we didn’t ask for, like music for cats. This owner decided to test that music by playing it for her feline friend. But the kitty couldn’t be more bored by the so-called cat music. In fact, she’s bored by all sounds coming from the speakers. From The Beatles to cat fight noises, this cat does not care to be a participant in the experiment at all.
This cat owner proudly claims to have created the world’s largest whoopie cushion and demonstrates it by flopping on top of it. Amidst the rude noises, the cat has a look on her face that says so much. It conveys exasperation, boredom, and resignation, as if to say, “Yes this happens all the time. This is what I put up with.”
5. Even A Baby Can Do It
Smudge’s tolerance for tomfoolery is astronomical. He lets baby Emily play her little cup stacking game on his back without any protest. And when baby gets a bit rough, he lets it go. Though it seems like towards the end of the video, he’s looking to see where he can get a little more catnip to deal with the tiny human.
6. Beethoven Who?
Some cats just don’t appreciate classical music. This cat certainly isn’t impressed by it. He slams the cover over the keys, mid-concert, nearly smashing his owner’s fingers while he’s at it. Everybody’s a critic. Maybe he would prefer something a little more contemporary. Try playing some Ke$ha.
7. Cat Watching Cat Watching Cat
“Nyan Cat” was an internet sensation a few years back, but as this video demonstrates, real cats barely care about that. The kitten watching the viral video shows mild, fleeting interest, but the cat watching the video of the kitten watching “Nyan Cat” is even less interested. It’s like cat Inception, where each layer of cat gets more bored by whatever humans are forcing it to watch.
8. Kitty Cat Crash
The cute kittens in this video are unwilling subjects of a slow-motion crash test, but they’re along for the ride. They don’t seem too thrilled about it, but they aren’t making much of a protest either. We expect these kittens are going to grow into cats who are just used to this sort of behavior from their human, and they still won’t be impressed.
What odd things do you do that your cat couldn’t care less about?