"Look — our new rug!"

"I dunno — what do you want to do?"

"Kiss me, quick — while my eyes are closed!"

"Do I look like a ladder?"

"We'll sleep anywhere..."

"Don't worry — I'm here."

"I think I can see your brain..."

"Ahhhhh — protect me!"

"Be my friend?"

"Can I keep them?"

"I missed a spot."

"Mmmmmm...rough..."

"Any room in there for me?"

"Hey, little guy."

"Sorry, you can't move — I'm far too comfortable."

"Not even the tastiest dog treats can get me to move."

"And then I told him...hey — are you listening?"

"Thanks for checking up on us, but we're fine...right?"

"Just enough room for the two of us."

"We didn't do anything..."

"Come on — you know you want me to lick you..."

"Come on — say 'uncle'"

"Am I bugging you?"

"Well I'm confortable..."

"Here comes trouble."