I smack bare bottoms.

I drink from the toilet! Like a dog.

I pretend to live visitors, but when they reach down to pet me, I bite them!

My name is Otis. I am a Jerk. I broke into my girl’s room and ate the 4-day-old baby chicken that was recovering from a minor leg injury. I left a wing in the middle of the floor. I made a 10 yr. old girl cry. I feel nothing but satisfied. No remorse.

I stand on cakes and am not ashamed. Happy Birthday! — Murphy

Spend the night at your boyfriend’s house instead of at home with me? Come home to pee in your bed. Bitch.

I never let my owners poop and pee in peace.

I leave dead mice on the floor so my mom steps on them with bare feet — when she screams, I slap my knee and laugh — I am a jerk.

I just chewed through another phone charger because I wanted food and my mommy was asleep. I’m not sorry. Tabitha

I won’t stop humping the Pillow Pet.

I like to attack my sister Sydney — once I gave her an abcess & she had to go to the vet — ha-ha! But then I curl up like a squirrel like I’m so innocent. But I’m not!!

We tried to kill mommy’s friend.

I fished out a used pull-up, chewed on it and left it by the commode for my mom. Oh-the-shame-Cheetoh!

I put a half-dead mouse in mum’s mouth because she was not waking up to look at it. — Diva

I like to hump blankets and stare at you while I do it.