Cats do a lot of things they shouldn’t, but sometimes they do something so outrageous that whole world needs to know. Here are 15 instances of cats who pooped, puked, and harassed (among other actions) their owners to the point that a picture of the guilty and a caption describing their crime were warranted.
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I smack bare bottoms. -
I drink from the toilet! Like a dog. -
I pretend to live visitors, but when they reach down to pet me, I bite them! -
My name is Otis. I am a Jerk. I broke into my girl’s room and ate the 4-day-old baby chicken that was recovering from a minor leg injury. I left a wing in the middle of the floor. I made a 10 yr. old girl cry. I feel nothing but satisfied. No remorse. -
I stand on cakes and am not ashamed. Happy Birthday! — Murphy -
Spend the night at your boyfriend’s house instead of at home with me? Come home to pee in your bed. Bitch. -
I never let my owners poop and pee in peace. -
I leave dead mice on the floor so my mom steps on them with bare feet — when she screams, I slap my knee and laugh — I am a jerk. -
I just chewed through another phone charger because I wanted food and my mommy was asleep. I’m not sorry. Tabitha -
I won’t stop humping the Pillow Pet. -
I like to attack my sister Sydney — once I gave her an abcess & she had to go to the vet — ha-ha! But then I curl up like a squirrel like I’m so innocent. But I’m not!! -
We tried to kill mommy’s friend. -
I fished out a used pull-up, chewed on it and left it by the commode for my mom. Oh-the-shame-Cheetoh! -
I put a half-dead mouse in mum’s mouth because she was not waking up to look at it. — Diva -
I like to hump blankets and stare at you while I do it.
